Ode to the unknown neighbour

Oh neighbour, my neighbour
thanks be to thee
in the name of all us leeches
who suck your internetee!

You are generous, and everywhere
in every building and every house
you give away your precious bits
to us, who don't paid our share!

Everyone has a neighbour,
who dutifully provides
internet with speed and glamour

Now my turn it is to be
the neighbour whom my neighbours leech
ungratefuls, and unbeknownst to me!